Omega wakes up after exploding in a hedge maze and finds himself in a dark forest, the sky above a deep periwinkle blue. Omega instantly realises where he is, and chuckles softly to himself.
In response, a voice resounds behind him. “Mr. Omega, I've finally caught up with you, bitch.”
“Slendy, we've danced this dance before, Slendy,” Omega replies, turning around to face his adversary for the night, who doesn’t, himself, face Omega because he hasn’t got one of those. Omega continues: “I thought you were dead, Slendy.”
"No, Mr. Omega, I'm here to make sure what should've happened last time happens now, bitch."
Slender Man starts to disappear, but not after spelling out the rules for his grudge match with Omega: "collect my pages, bitch."
Omega starts his search through the forest for Slender Man's eight pages. His plan of attack is simple: check all the prominent landmarks, because that's where he'd put his own pages if their positions were reversed.
He goes to each landmark--the red tower, the concrete tunnel, the large tree in a small clearing, the broken-down truck, the large rocks, the cross-wall, the rusted water tanks--saving the interior of the abandoned building for last, because, he figures, he could easily become cornered and unable to fight back; he was on his way to a date when Slender Man apprehended him, after all, and it's usually considered socially unacceptable to bring weapons to those.
When he arrives at the abandoned building, Slender Man is, unsurprisingly, in hot pursuit, throwing out taunts such as "there's no escape, Mr. Omega" and "I'm gonna kill you, bitch". With each taunt, Omega gives a prompt and sharp response like "Slendy, you're weak, Slendy. You couldn't kill a wet paper bag, Slendy" or "I am the one who collects pages, Slendy".
Upon entering, Omega checks each room quickly, and before long he finds the room containing the final page. To his surprise, however, he also finds his weapon of choice: the legendary katana called "Baka Gaijin" (TL: "Deadly Cherry Blossom"), made of glorious Nippon steel folded 1,000 times.
Blade in hand, Omega turns to face his adversary again, who, in turn, doesn't face Omega because he hasn't got one of those. "Slendy, even in our darkest hours, hope survives, Slendy. Are you ready to show me your violet colored blood once more, Slendy?"
"You think you can kill me by referencing the most legendary of slenderblogs, Mr. Omega? This isn’t your precious ‘Fear Mythos,’ with its ‘Public Domain’ and ‘Creative Commons’ nonsense, bitch. And I'm not Slender Man as copyrighted by Victor Surge and a still unknown third party; I'm Slender Man as he appears in Slender: the Eight Pages and Slender: the Arrival; no invocation of written work has the ability to harm me, bitch."
"Well, Slendy, I guess we'll just have to see if you can survive this, Slendy: INFINITE JUSTICE EXPLOSION!"
"Only if you can stand up to my TENTACLE DESPAIR TYPHOON, bitch."
Omega and Slender Man charge at each other, colliding with such force that, years down the line, some will say with reverence that the explosion could be seen from space. As it fades away, Omega is on one knee and bleeding, and Slender Man has a massive hole blown in his chest.
"I am the Justice. I am the one who knocks," Omega says between ragged, pained breaths. A Door appears, and Omega steps through.
On the other side of the door, he finds himself at the nondescript restaurant, and realises that he hasn't eaten in a while, and he's hungry as Hell. However, he soon drops to his knees before falling onto his right side, causing the restaurant staff to call an ambulance for him, and soon after he is taken to the hospital and so is unable to eat anything for the foreseeable future.
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